Jelqing

An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.

Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF

by GoonMogger May 5, 2024

Sentence jelqing

When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas

The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated

in the corner of his room you see jelq bot

by TheRealUltraKami August 13, 2024

Jelq

the process of making the size of your male genitalia increase by pulling and tugging it

My meat is small so I am going on a jelq journey.

by hookyy December 6, 2023

Jelq

When you yank on your wee wee to stretch it out

“I love to jelq, it makes my pee pee bigger!”

by Crona.png January 11, 2025

Hyper Jelqing

The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!

Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.

by Sketchy white van 69 December 6, 2024