jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i commenced in jelqing anymore, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal

Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”

by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024

Jelqing

An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.

Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF

by GoonMogger May 5, 2024

jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated

in the corner of his room you see jelq bot

by TheRealUltraKami August 13, 2024

Sentence jelqing

When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas

The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024