Jelios

When you want something or someone that u can't have.

When your friend trys to spell jealous wrong on purpose and so they spelled it jelios so it just didn't work out.

by JC.l21 February 1, 2018

Jelliott

Jelliott refers to a term which is a graphic, x rated, detailed description of an act, where a short description would suffice.

James: She had been pumped with so much spunk that it erupted out of every hole and she looked like an ornamental pond fountain.
Kate: What the hell?
Fi: Oh thats a Jelliott. James means she had sex.

James: By the time I had finished in the bathroom it resembled the industrial waste bin of the local tandoori restaurant after a week of not being emptied.
Kate: What the hell do you mean?
Fi: Thats another Jelliott. James means he had diarrhoea.

by dmmmmmm July 22, 2018

jellisy

When someone is denser than a neutron star.

Hey, you're a jellisy.

by AbrahamClinton January 1, 2021

Gopher Jelloshot

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..

Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!

by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

Red Jellies

Another name for genital warts, often genital herpes

My red jellies are flaring tonight

by Chasadia April 26, 2019

jeliosity

The slimy green goo of envy that fills one when they are envious of someone else.
A jello-like substance that can fill one's soul when they are envious.

"Tina, your new purse just fills me with jeliosity."
"When Tony saw your new car, he just filled up with jeliosity."

by punkgrrlshim November 8, 2011

Man Jellies

Plastic Shoes worn by men

Steve wore his Man Jellies proudly and with socks at that.

by Love ya dork October 16, 2007