Jebus

Jesus' twin brother that become more famous through a meme
JEBUS LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, FOR HIS FORESKIN TOLD ME SOOOOOOOO
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A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
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Jebus

Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005
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The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.
SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"
by The Real Jebus July 08, 2006
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Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...
by William Nownes April 21, 2005
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Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."
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An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
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