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Jebus Chripes

My Sabiour!
Oh, Jebus Chripes, willt thou helpst me?!
by Ram-Dawg May 4, 2004
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jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.
Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!
by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004
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jebus

"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"
by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010
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Jebus

Something that most people think came from the simpsons when in actual fact that was a referance to a miss print in an edition of the bible which alot of shows have referanced

the earlyest referance found was in The Old Testament of the Bible where it mentions a people called the Jebusites

Jebus has also been referanced as the original place name of Jerusalem until it was conquered by the Israelites.
jebus, It's supposed to say jesus right
by Aluphoss February 1, 2007
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jebus dingleberry

After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.
Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!
by Blasphemous Bitch May 13, 2011
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jebus

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)
Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha
by D.J. J. Caten May 13, 2006
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Jebus

1. A one time hobo, who was a leader of the hobo wars in a crusade against the rich, living in a two story box on 4th street. Jebus fought along side of billy bob bert who died tragically alongside hime, but the crusades were won.
Jebus lives on the moon to this day trying to find a cure for cancer.

2. Homer Simpson's grammar error
We can now differentiate from the Chinese communists thanks to Jebus.

Lord, praise Jebus!
by TheBowser701 January 26, 2010
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