jasper

A fly honey,sexy woman or girl.
Can also be used as Jaspy Jasp.

"Check out that little Jasper."

"That's a nice little Jaspy Jasp."

by Dan Solo July 18, 2008

jasper

1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.

2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.

Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.

by SexyMamacita October 10, 2006

jasper

a guy with a really big head who is black but looks or acts a little white.

girl: why are you such a loser?
guy: cuz......imma jasper

by sally johnson22 April 2, 2010

jasper

hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.

jasper is the biggest nerd

by somerandomguy8===D November 30, 2018

jasper

A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.

person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.

by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 4, 2019

Jasper

Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.

Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.

by Jimmothythe2nd November 22, 2021

Jasper

Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.

A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.

One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being

Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.

by Lluciddreamz February 12, 2019