by Dan Solo June 05, 2005
1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.
2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.
2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.
Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.
by SexyMamacita October 09, 2006
by sally johnson22 April 02, 2010
hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.
jasper is the biggest nerd
by somerandomguy8===D December 01, 2018
A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.
person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.
Person B: (Nods head slowly.
by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 05, 2019
Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
by Jimmothythe2nd November 23, 2021
Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.
A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.
One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being
A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.
One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being
Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.
by Lluciddreamz February 13, 2019