Jarvis

(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.

Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.

by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008

A Jarvis

A large fellow who is particularly fond of food. Round in shape and often appears edible.

‘’A Jarvis is very big, round and yummy!’

by Commissioner March 12, 2022

Jarvis

The Jarvis is a fascinating creature. It will only listen to techno and hip hop, and enjoys watching disney movies other horrible ones over and over and saying they are the greatest. The Jarvis is characterized by a high pitched laugh, and being able to survive on no food for days on end. It is rarely seen eating, and when it does it is usually peanutbutter or macaroni and cheese. Be mindful of your surroundings when in the company of a jarvis, because your things may start to disappear without notice. The stories that a Jarvis tells are usuaslly extravagant and far fetched, typically made up on the spot with no fact or reason behind them. If you ever spot a Jarvis in the wild, your best bet is to run or say that you hate Marist singers.

This is the funniest movie ever! (Euro Trip) -- A wild Jarvis specimen

by Concerned Spectator May 14, 2006

Jarvis

The most sussy imposter of them all 😳

Jarvis is a very sussy baka

by Susbaka March 10, 2022

Jarvis

noun; long haired, facial hair clad, and usually lacking the most basic hygienic qualities.

"Dude, that jarvis walked by earlier and it's smelled like ass ever since."

by voltron jarvis March 5, 2009

Jarvie

An uncommon name, used for either girls or boys.
Literally meaning a hackney coach.
Also means, strong warrior, (according to runes).

Usually given to a younger sister.

Alternative spellings include;

Jarvey
Javi
Jarvee
Jarvii
Jaavey

Older sister: Hey Jarvie- fancy going for a bike ride?
Younger sister: Yeah sure, Keira.

by PedroMadeira July 12, 2009

Jarvis

A Haircut where the person has a small fringe, and whose hair is long and shaggy over both ears, but not at the back. It is worn by someone with no sense of style

Look at that kid! What a Jarvis he has!

by Moorejam March 27, 2009