Janopause

There are two definitions for 'Janopause':

1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.

2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?

by buckonz January 6, 2012

janora

Janora is a very sweet and kind person that is caring and loving and puts others before herself. She is often sad but still trys to make the best of it. Shes a pretty quiet person. She is VERY cute but doesnt seem to think so. She is a really creative and artistic person that likes to draw and watch anime. She plays the violin and loves music. She is a great freind to have and helps in anyway she can.

Only a Janora coukd be such a beautiful and caring person.

by ?*';@÷) June 29, 2019

christa janowiak

Original creator of the phrase “boneless wings are chicken nuggets”

Dude, Christa Janowiak told us all that boneless wings are chicken nuggets.

by Xander1999 February 12, 2018

Jingo-Jango

A tourist engaging in clumsy behavior. i.e. holding up lines, searching their pockets for bus tickets, walking into pedestrians, forgetting their meeting times.

Look at that Jingo-Jango over there walking around in the bicycle lane.

by FoxMission December 14, 2018

Janko

One word: -- God --

Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...

Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.

by Newt November 30, 2004

Jango Fett

1. noun--proper name: character who was the template for all Stormtrooper clones in the Star Wars film series. Unlike his son Boba Fett, this character actually used his rocket, his blaster, his grappling hooks, and his generally fun array of equipment. He made many men who played with the Boba Fett action figure as a kid very happy.

2. verb: to be almost as fast and as smart as a Jedi, without using the Force; to fight with technology, like Batman

1. Jango Fett almost kicked that Jedi's ass, and he used his grappling hook and flew around with his rocket

2. That police officer Jango Fetted that criminal using his baton, handcuffs, and a rope.

3. While his son has the coolest action figure, Jango Fett did more than just stand there and look cool

by zingerhoff July 10, 2011

Janoskian

Consisting of Beau Brooks, Daniel Sahyounie, Jai Brooks, James Yammouni, and Luke Brooks. They are 5 guys from Melbourne, Australia who never seem to get embarrassed. They prance around the streets of Melbourne being funny, pulling pranks and making strangers feel very uncomfortable.

Person 1 "Hey have you seen the Janoskians on youtube?"
Person 2 "Yeah! They are hilarious., everyone should check them out!"
Luke Brooks "Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Tomatoes gonna tomate." Beau Brooks "Dogs are gonna bark."

by JanoskianFan1 January 1, 2012