jahong-ed

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

by cookibear January 21, 2010

Jamanil

sexiest nigga to ever live

damn, jamanil lookin sexy..

by bywhjhwf May 21, 2021

Jamonga

A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.

Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....

by MrRowe March 28, 2008

Lebronis Jamanis

Black basketball man

Chase: I'd like to pipe Lebronis Jamanis tonight

Chowder: Count me in

by ChaseIsHotTamale July 28, 2021

Jamonica

She is a wonderful person that may or may not be cool but is smart. Intelligent person she may be shy and a bit sensitive about everything but she's a great person to hang with. And quite the capricorn and a lil heat head

You wanna go hang with jamonica.
She a great person to do that with.

by Jaymonii July 2, 2018

Jabon Test

(Pronounced JAH-BON TEST.)
A simple pronunciation test. A participant is given the Spanish word: jabón, (HA-BON)to pronounce.If pronounced JAW/JAH-BONE/BON, they you are a full fledged jabon.

I gave the Jabon Test to this dude with dredz. And he failed it. Hell yea, he a certified JABON!!!!

by Ultimatez jabon January 19, 2009

Jamone

Come hither my dear friend as we have much to accompish today.

Interchangable with: come on, comeon, comon, c'mon, cmon, GTFOH, and GOH

Jamone!
Carter, get off the stage!
Jamone!
Carter!
Jamone Lee!

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007