jackrabbit dick shit

jackrabbit dick shit is usally a term you would call a friend when he does some dumb ass shit right after you told him what to do or gave his dumb ass directions.

-Brandon Anderson

Nigga i just told you the storm was coming now look at you jackrabbit dick shit your dead.

by @polodowndon September 24, 2020

jackrabbit parole

Canadian prison slang for escaping lawful custody.

Inmate 1:"I never saw DooDoo at count this morning man."
Inmate 2:"Yeah man he made jackrabbit parole after lights out last night."

by Jimmyjoe February 28, 2005

9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit

A playful children's song that is actually about getting a blowjob at kennywood before closing time.

Yo I was with Jamie at 9 o'clock behind the jackrabbit.

by afdgh11 March 20, 2017

alabaster jackrabbit

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

by inbeedee September 5, 2019

CLEVELAND JACKRABBIT

A Cleveland Jackrabbit is the act of taking a shit while running at full speed.

Joe took the biggest Cleveland jackrabbit I've ever seen while running down 2nd street

by stephen deschain November 26, 2006

Jazz Jackrabbit

An early '90s MSDOS game by Epic Megagames that gained a lot of popularity. A sequel and several spinoffs followed, but the classic platformer's lineage soon thereafter ended after the cancellation of Jazz Jackrabbit 3. A mixed-bag Game Boy Advance game did poorly in sales, so the brand is in limbo. Rumblings about a new game have recently been picked up, but even that is thought to be in early development.

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by Trafton September 11, 2003

Jazz Jackrabbit 2

A game debuting in 1998 and sequel to the original wordJazz Jackrabbit/word game, a legedary MSDOS platformer. Featuring a tight-knit community, this game still remains somewhat popular with a small but active community. A mediocre Game Boy Advance game is the most recent part of the Jazz Jackrabbit lineage, but despite rumors of a possible new game, the cancellation of Jazz Jackrabbit 3 has put this brand in limbo.

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by Trafton September 11, 2003