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jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.
by Eleusis October 14, 2003
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Jack Box

Noun

A game played with a maximum of four friends who are male. Each participating member cuts a hole in the side of the same, covered box. Each member then proceeds to lower their pants and underwear and masturbate (hence the "Jack").

Each member should attempt to orgasm at once. Should any particpant orgasm early or late they are eliminated. At the point of orgasm, all particpants must put their penises in their hole in the box and shake the box around.

Once all members have finished, the lid will be removed and each player will attempt to guess whose semen it is that is now on their penis.

One would believe that the semen would be that of the man immediately across from you, however this is not often the case.

The player whose semen covers the most penises wins.
We played Jack Box last night at that sausage fest party. I won, but I was tired for hours after.
by KinkySasquatch January 14, 2018
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jankbox

a seemingly disinteligent person who never misses a chance to prove their lack of smarts; might have been janked from birth.
"sometimes I itch my nuts and then sniff my hands..."

"What a jankbox!"

"Hi pretty lady, my name is Ben. wanna see me do the sackwag?"

"Jankbox strikes again!"
by Austin Schertz February 5, 2009
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JackBolt

Stupid Ranga Dog. Always 100% of the time a junkie, he is in denial about the fact the he is in love with an egirl. Stupid dog bitch cunt scared of a guy named Peterson when everybody knows Peterson is a little bitch cunt.
Look at that junkie he is such a 'JackBolt'
That 'JackBolt' should jump off a bridge
by By SharkmanYT November 10, 2020
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jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.
I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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jackbooty

something that is stupid,gay, annoying,pisses you off or makes you mad.
That girl is a freaking jackbooty, i hate her.
by afreaky March 5, 2008
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jackboy

In south Florida back in the 80's there was a gang of car jackers were known as the jackboyz. Since them the term has morphed many times....

Jackboyz are known as thieves, dope dealers and thugs.
You better keep your eyes open cause dem jackboys will take your shit.
by nigga deezee September 7, 2009
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