Jack Sparrow

A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.

Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it!

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WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)

"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"

Jack Sparrow by Anna December 9, 2003

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(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.

Jack Sparrow by iqwb June 20, 2013

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The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

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The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.

Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*

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My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

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Do you think {jack sparrow} plans everything out at first or makes it up as he goes?

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