Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant February 3, 2012

Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami

I gay jacked all the way to Miami.

by 8trackgto September 19, 2021

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a lawyer that every girl wants

kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams

by bnflpp October 18, 2021

Jacadamia

A pretty sweet youtuber who animates. He's so handsome and probably is really good at buttering bagels if you know what I mean. He'll boil your ravioli if you know what I'm talkin' about. He'll peanut your butter, eh? He... uh... He'll Jack your Damia, maaan.

...J-just subscribe please

Jacadamia is probably like my 51st favorite youtube channel

by Definitely not Jacadamia, nope January 12, 2017

jaedensexual

Someone who is in love with Jaeden Martell.

"I'm in love with Jaeden Martell!"

"So you are jaedensexual."

by jaeswifey January 1, 2021

Wall-jacked

When your Facebook Wall is taken over and completely occupied by either a long comment or a string of comments by "friends"; often times unrelated to the initial response to a posting or status update.

Man, I've been wall-jacked by 20 friends discussing sci-fi television generally as comments to my status, when all I did was post that I thought my wife was a Cylon.

by jurv February 2, 2009

Jackdawing

The creation of multiple social media accounts with the distinct purpose of using them to manipulate the visibility of ones own content.

Did you guys hear about that guy who got shadowbanned for jackdawing?

by Divides_By_Zer0 August 13, 2014