the issue

1. The subject of dispute in an adversarial legal system.

2. The subject of dispute in a sex starved, estrogen fueled, female dominated law school section.

slam piece:"IS THAT CHUCK NORRIS in a camp shirt?
bitch: Hell no, thats the issue!
skank: I thought he was a ninja?
chick: He's just a guy that sweats testosterone, drops panties, and fucked the gunner's gf.

by The Dissent February 4, 2010

Issue

A offensive slang term describing a mixed-blood American Indian person in North Carolina and Virginia, dating back to the dated designation of "Persons of Free Issue" on birth certificates and census data before slavery had ended.

You know them issues up in _____ county?

by redbandit2 July 27, 2010

Issue

A ridiculously hot woman

Check out that issue or
She's a real issue or
I'd love to get across that issue or
(in a club packed full of hot women) This place is issue central!

by G-dyne of the B-unit November 16, 2006

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 6, 2005

issUe

a rift between friends, usually involving a question of whether in fact there even is an issUe. This has 2 simple ways of confirming or denying, sUm or nUn respectively.

fUngus: Do we have an issUe here brUce?
brUce: nUn.

by Gavinski August 6, 2010

Issues

A heavy metal band

Issues is one of my fav band

by Brendon urie fan June 15, 2017

issue

Synonym for the interrogative phrase "are you".

"Issue gone hit that or what, niggah?

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003