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Israelspeak 

A language in which mass murderers are victims, killing children is self-defence, left is right, up is down and black is white.

Misleading or dishonest news which is likely to be entirely fabricated or filled with false information.

The speech of an ego-driven, arrogant individual who believes they are above the law or conventional wisdom, and can redefine reality to suit their own beliefs.
-"Siobhan says she broke little Alison's arm in self-defence"

- "What a load of Israelspeak"
Israelspeak by Pseoudocreem October 28, 2023
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israelsexual

To have an intense love for Israel, possibly dying in the middle east or sending your lifesaving to Israel.
Oh man, Trump must be israelsexual, he's sending billions of taxpayers' money to Israel daily.

Israeli Defense Force shirt 

The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.
"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"

Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland 

WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.
*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*

Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."

Spiritually Israeli 

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.
Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!
Spiritually Israeli by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025

Spiritually Israeli

Something one does not like or appreciate.
Spiritually Israeli by applechewer October 28, 2025

Spiritually Israeli

A: "OMG, have you listened to that new Taylor Swift album?!"
B: "The Life of a Showgirl? Yeah, I did. It was spiritually Israeli."