irritable money syndrome

when one is so money hungry that they can't stop them self from spontaneously shitting money all over the place. Constant brief cases, plastic bags and rubber bands will have to be used to contain the massive amount of cash originating from the asshole who is showing signs of the disease.

When one is associated with Andrew Lazar, it is a sure bet that one is experiencing irritable money syndrome.

by joey moneyberg March 5, 2014

Irritable Jowl Syndrome

When someone's jaw swings back and forth after going mental on Pills, MDMA, MKAT or Amphetamines.

Check out Paddy's irritable jowl syndrome! He must have necked at least 3 blue Lacosts.

by dawbzylad June 19, 2011

Irritable bowel syndrome

irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.

Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.

by zeebeegeez November 16, 2018

Irritableau

A perspectival view of one’s annoyances, headaches, and hassles, that forms the backdrop against which one must operate on a daily basis.

Sure she's hot, but right now her and her Shih Tzu are just part of my irritableau.

by fatinspan May 9, 2011

irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

by SUPAHIGHWAY May 12, 2016

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017