irritasting

"Irritasting" (adj.): when you eat something you really like/been craving for awhile and it isn't as good as you remember

"I remember loving this last night when I was drunk but now its just irritasting."

by holdenfraserwatson January 17, 2017

irritating

People who make posts on messageboards that only consist of a hyperlink and/or smiley.

Luce is irritating.

by London Grunge Scene January 6, 2004

Irkitating

Irkitating : a increased feeling of great displeasure and irritating boredness

Irkitating : To express a feeling of impatient anger and weariness

Irkitating: To combine the feeling of irritating and irksome

The Fact that they will not leave me be is rather irkitating to me.

This is irkitating me beyond belief!

The increase lack of boredom and nothing to do becomes very irkitating after a while.

by SimpleySplendiferous February 26, 2010

Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.

Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.

by zombunny November 5, 2010

irrigational

When someone is deliberately irritating/winding someone up with the intention of causing an argument

Constantly talking during a film

Ged- Guess who she is married to/ Is divorced from/Has split up with/weren't they in that film bla bla bla? Etc...
Jane- I don't care, I have told you before-no talking during film and especially the dialogue- you're so bloody annoying!
Ged- Oh come on I know you love trivia-after all you are a woman!
Jane-Shut the f.... up and stop being so irrigational!

by Aquarius2010 June 28, 2010

anacoluthonic irrigation

A literary technique used by writers too lazy to learn narrative skill, or even proper sentence construction. A practitioner employs it by flushing his brain of the longest coil of vaguely related ideas he can manage to squeeze out, then dumping it on a page with no coherent structure—often, without any punctuation at all.

This fetid stream of consciousness all too frequently bypasses the editorial treatment plant, instead spilling directly into the Sea of Literature, where swimmers caught in the noxious tide experience recurring, involuntary thoughts all broadly equivalent to "Why am I reading this?!"

Bob: Hey Mary, what are you reading?
Mary: Meh, just the latest in the flood of vampire novels aimed at teenage girls, by some writer keen to jump on the bandwagon. It's all first-person stream of consciousness though: it's not reading, so much as wading through the effluent from the author's anacoluthonic irrigation.

by shambulator April 27, 2010

fibronic irrigation

fibronic irrigation:

flossing out the undercarriage by consuming mass quantities of fiber and passing the massive chunks rectally. this may be followed by a yogurt enema.

I may not be a doctor, but I play one on tv; therefore I can prescribe a full fibronic irrigation to loosen up your innards with gusto. you'll be blowing pooberry stew in no time! just 5 bowls of horkins fiber chunks will have you dunking dunks in no time!

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011