ipon

when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her ipod (likely nano) up her twat-cha-ma-call-it to stop the bleeding, just like a tampon. get it already? not only does this method not work, but it ruins da ipod.

dumb-bitch1: lordy, i'm about to start my dot.
dumb-bitch2: you mean period?
dumb-bitch1: of course that's what i meant. you dumb b*tch!
dumb-bitch2: well you better have a tampon
dumb-bitch1: dang, i only have one. and it's used.
dumb-bitch2: just use your ipod as an ipon
dumb-bitch1: this just might work!

by mride123456 February 17, 2008

iPhorn

Watching porn on your iPhone.

He was iPhorning all night.

by Vortigon1234 May 20, 2016

Icornic

Icornic means both ironic and iconic.

It was originally a typo in a HUSH paper done by Faith Porter.

Wow that was really icornic!
I hope you have an icorninc day!

by goose929 June 8, 2018

Iorntkner

a weird pronunciation of “i don’t know”

what time is it bruh?

Iorntkner bruh.

by meredis February 27, 2019

Iornzilla

rare species of miku simp

are you being an Iornzilla?

by Iornzila May 29, 2021

iornzilla

A rare species of an Asian male which typically tends to be on twitch.tv/pokimane for about 15 hours of his day. The other 9 are spent going on Discord and banning any person that calls him a simp.

aarush: deez nuts you are simp

iornzilla: FUCK YOU EAT MY ASS I AM GOING TO BAN YOU

aarush: okey

iornzilla: *bans aarush*

by u bettr sutp May 29, 2021

impornint

Easier way to say important with less syllables.

Origin : Delco,Pennsylvania. Delaware county Pennsylvania.

Upper Darby police chief didn’t seem like it was that impornint .

Don’t you think it’s impornint having fake tags on car.

Fuck no ma , I do whatever the fuck I wanna do!

by Phuckup March 6, 2023