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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules 

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
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take care of some very important business 

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

self important bitch

Basically a fucking girl who thinks she can do w/e she wants b/c she has nice tits and a nice ass and treats people like shit for her own satisfaction of feeling above others
AYYO go fuck yourself you self important bitch and get my attention normally

Person of Importance 

A key person whose actions and opinions influence the events around them.
Ever since Megan's got the job, she's become a Person of Importance.

Important Things With Demetri Martin 

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

Not important 

The player-character of the game 'Hatred'.
My name is 'Not Important'
Not important by PAXCAL April 25, 2015