Involuntary Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

involuntary shiver

n.
1. An unintended convulsion
2. an orgasm
see: huzz

v.
1. to orgasm

Ben: <Sits next to Laura.>
Laura: You just made me involuntarily shiver.

Andy Samberg: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of the Sixth Sense, I had an involuntary shiver.

by Samberg April 14, 2009

Involuntary Apoliticism

Involuntary Apoliticism (InApol/InApolism) is an apolitical ideology that advocates politics are becoming more and more toxic and people who disagree with the toxicity of politics shoud become apoliticals. The term is also used to refer to the ones who cannot fit in any political group on social media on IRL and then become involuntary apoliticals.

"Involuntary apoliticism is becoming a common ideology on social media, because their political communities are becoming really toxic."

by Full Monteirism January 3, 2021

Involuntary Rap

When a mentally unstable man unexpectedly yells vulgar rap lyrics at you. Usually located on or near a college campus.

Jennifer: I really liked that movie!
Liz: Yeah it was-
Scary Man: "I LIKE A FREAKY BITCH, KNOWS HOW TO SUCK MY DICK, GIVES ME INSANE BRAIN AND THEN SHE SWALLOWS IT."
Jennifer: What the fuck just happened?
Liz: Involuntary Rap.

by CatsDontDance February 18, 2011

Involuntary "Love You"

When you automatically add "Love you!" at the end of a conversation out of habit and the audience is totally inappropriate.

Example of Involuntary "Love You"...

Employee: "Okay, Boss! I'll get right on that. Love you!"

Boss: "uh..."

**BIG uncomfortable silence**

by Wilma Lang May 13, 2009

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

to throw up

which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?

blah that sucks ass big time

involuntary reexamination of recent food choices

dude u dont need to sound smart just say "GO GET ME SOME DAMN COLD MEDS SO I CAN SLEEP THIS OFF"

by sidewinder69 July 24, 2007

involuntary sperm recipient

one who receives unwanted skeet

David Aceveda

by dc_deez April 8, 2004