innocent bytexter

A person on a back-and-forth text thread who willingly contributes nothing to the ongoing banter, ignores it all, and wishes he had not been included from the get-go.

Dude, I walk away from my phone for 15 minutes and come back to 20 lame texts from you guys. I'm an innocent bytexter! PS: You guys aren't funny.

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

innocent child

fun to hit with a car

there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.

by beatrizzle January 15, 2008

Innocent boy

An Innocent boy is commonly used Galway or traveller term to describe a person who is;

1. afraid to take a risk(often referred to as a pussy).

2. a posh, upper class individual who says large words or dresses like a rich person.

Innocent boy is also used as an insult to describe one's hatred or disgust at some ones actions or appearance. Usually in this case will be used by a chav or a traveller.

Here boss, look a that dirty innocent boy over there.

Don't be such an innocent boy(pussy)

by IrishFeenJay August 16, 2011

Innocent

What a baby is even if he/she breaks a window.

"Susan, you should not have let your baby brother play with your boomerang. He almost hurt himself when he threw it at the window and it." (Innocent)

by Cheeky Smiles May 3, 2011

Innocent's Whistle

The wistling tune that's performed when caught or nearly caught in the act of doing something wrong.

Johnny was doing the Innocent's Whistle when I walked in. I think he was stealing food from your fridge.

by Cookie Monster in Rehab October 8, 2008

innocent

Someone who looks like they can do no wrong

A young lady looks innocent, but isnt really - Saucer of Milk table for two Meooow!

by MC Ian August 29, 2003

innocent rape

When two people are having sex, and one person continuously is saying “no” or that they don’t want to do it, but the partner is not respecting how they feel, so he is ignoring that and still has sex with them.

Robert is about to have sex with his girlfriend but she doesn’t want to do it at that time, but he ignores her and still has sex. Therefore he has commited innocent rape

by Turner1 November 18, 2020