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Inappropriate Dad

Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means

(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)
Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!
by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009
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Inappropriate hug syndrome

When a friend, or in some cases, somebody you don't even know hugs you at inappropriate and stupid times.
"Hmm... I can't find my pen"

*Gets hugged from his friend*

"Erm... what are you doing?"

"Just want to let you know I'm here for you in this hard time"

"Dude, get off me! You've got a bad case of Inappropriate Hug Syndrome!"
by drnick928 August 23, 2011
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Inappropriation

Talking about sex at work is inappropriation.
by Starcandyg March 31, 2019
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Inappropriate Drip

Clothes worn to school that violate the guidelines of the school's dress code. The opposite of this is "appropriate drip." Brought to you by the faculty and staff at Tallwood High School.
Female student: walks past in a top that exposes her shoulders
Principal: "Young lady, that is inappropriate drip. Please put on a jacket."
by mlolmge September 5, 2019
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inappropriate

In high school settings, short skirts, low cut tops, see through clothing and skin tight jeans. The student handbook says not to wear this, but many girls still wear it anyway to look skanky.
Principal: Young lady, that top is inappropriate!
*someone throws bottle and hits him in the head*
by KrazyKurves August 7, 2008
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inappropriate

Meaning bad in a certain way or NOT appropriate.
Talking about dating in school is what teachers call inappropriate, just because they're not in a good relationship.
by bj_squad January 18, 2018
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inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)
Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.
by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010
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