Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009

Gorted

Dumb fantage language won't let anyone say kicked without looking like an ass so I have decided that "gorted" will serve the words purpose instead.

She gorted us out! awesome

by shuger May 30, 2018

GORT

The ultimate complimen

Person 1: Yo can I have some money
Person 2: sure
A few minutes later
Person 1: here’s your money
Person 2: thanks you’re such a GORT

by I have ✨mental breakdowns✨ September 16, 2020

Gort

1. To overly gloat over one's other relationship, item, etc.

2. To overly love or express emotions to one person, item, or group.

I don't know why but I think I'm gonna Gort over Timotainment's channel.

by TheSurrealTree October 21, 2020

Gort

Go out really tired

Man I was up all night last night, finna gort it tonight!

by Mr.goats October 29, 2019

Gort

To hold a frog

Mom said there's a frog outside, let's gort it.

I'm gonna go gortting with my friends.

by DeadlyChicken November 13, 2021

GORT

GORT: a person who goes into a bathroom right after someone takes a dump to smell it

It’s so weird, have you ever noticed that John is always going into the bathroom right after someone comes out? Yeah, he’s a total gort.

by Sappahire September 30, 2021