sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

iguana

large lizard that eats mostly leaves and fruits in the wild

scott has a 3 foot iguana

by mason washauer May 13, 2004

iggin'

Ignoring someone or something

You hear me talkin' too you...Stop iggin' me.

by sugar April 14, 2003

Iguana Droppings

Another name for pickle rollups which are great finger food for a party. Spread cream cheese over a slice of ham, place a pickle on one end, then roll it up. Refrigerate, then slice about 3/4" and serve.

Wow, those Iguana Droppings that Sue brought to the party last night were delicious.

by AnotherAries July 31, 2009

iguana

A green tropical lizard that mainly eats leaves and fruits. They also can be kept as pets. They can grow to be over six feet long. They are reptiles and are cold blooded.

My pet iguana is named Meeber.

by Nitro racer July 30, 2007

Iguananese

A secret language spoken by the few. James Bond 007, along with Karen the mouse Cougar created a magical language. Only the few which obviously cant be talked about know it including Anthony and Kevin (woops).

sdfbndjkfbdfnbodfbdjfbnndonbbndklfogf

I like cake

Last night Karen was perfecting my Iguananese.

by Kevin wessy January 12, 2009

iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

by iguanapenis April 20, 2009