t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

if its not worth it don't do it

the greatest phrase ever invented by skeppy.

skeppy: im not gonna do it because if its not worth it don't do it
baldboyhalo: STOP SAYING THAT SKEPPY!

by pencilboy928 June 9, 2020

If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.

Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING

I'm scared too but I'd rather deal with it than have you deal with it

"Hey mom i'm headed out!"

"CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING!"

by im not so February 17, 2022

How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

General phrase to grab attention

Hey! How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

Shut up Richard.

by Drugs are bad for you February 1, 2017

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011