Egg McFuckin Idiot

An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.

Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?

by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010

functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

by someguy1985 November 7, 2015

fucking idiot furry

Chance or whatever his name is a furry. He is a retard and a idiot.

Chance is a fucking idiot furry

by FireDashPlayz April 25, 2022

fucking idiot furry

fox HEAt and velvet red and all stupid furrys.

opposite of heat = frost.

fucking idiot furry - Furrys who are fucking idiots.

by averagejoe#69123 April 20, 2022

Idiot Sandwich

A term said by a chef or one who makes food when referring to someone that is dumb

Gordon Ramsay: "WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT SANDWICH?"

by WitWhatSahSah June 4, 2017

Idet

When you fuck up and think idet is real slang for I don't even think so you create an urban word to make it look like you weren't wrong

Idet that's a real word bro
Tf is "idet
Leaves on read, comes back with screenshot of the urban word

by Catchmyquicknut June 11, 2018

Idiot head

The most absolutely devastating insult. This assures the recipients utter destruction of their very will to live. When this insult is used, the recipient's very atoms collapse in on themselves, forming a blackhole for a split second and then their meager existence is no more than an already fading memory and their immortal soul literally dies.

My dad said I was a disappointment, so I called him an idiot head.

by TravellingNoob November 8, 2018