irrational clark lust

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.

Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.

by WaterMillions July 27, 2011

Ibrahim

Has a great life, he's a very happy person but when sadness strikes, it strikes hard. Has a unique way of thinking and is always up for anything, he never wants anyone to be sad and hates only a few. He is a handsome person with a nice sense of humor. When you look into his eyes it's hard to look away, his body is sexy and he's as smooth as a baby's butt, from a scale of 1 to 10, his awesomeness is about 15

Girls look for a man like Ibrahim, but have a hard time finding one

by iAmUnkown January 7, 2015

Ibrar

Really helpful, reliable, settles in very quick, has a best friend which is the BEST, he talks to anyone and he knows he can trust his best friend

Person1: Ibrar is really nice
Person2: he is isn’t he

by Anonymous72538487392 May 18, 2019

Irate Gamer

A douchebag that thinks he is the best thing to happen since the XBOX 360. He rips of the Angry Video Game Nerd countless times, and thinks saying the exact same thing as the AVGN is hilarious.
See Also: Douchebag

Fag: Have you seen the new Irate Gamer vid?
Smart Person: No, he's a douche.
Fag: IM GAY!!!

by Alex Briggs October 4, 2008

irrationallyexcusive

Someone who is always making excuses, but all excuses seem to be irrational, or easily proved wrong on the basic premise of the excuse itself.

I assign a new user to a system, then when they can't access the system, I see that the password I issued has a double S instead of one S. Being irrationallyexcusive, I blame the keyboard for adding the additional S to the password.

by Lion-Helmsley February 4, 2014

Ibraheem

one of the most trustworthy people youll know,likes to flex the contour lines in his arms when he flexes eventhough he looks like a dent,hair looks like a shard but is still bare soft and honestly one of the funniest people I know

my bff ibraheem

by schleppy786 April 5, 2019

Ibrahim

Sexy, tall, smart and everything you look for in a man. This guy is so perfect you just can’t handle him

I’m looking for the Ibrahim of my dreams

by Thepseudonfu761 February 10, 2018