IM NOT GAY MOM

A WORD USED WHEN you tell your mom your not gay

"TRUST ME MOM IM NOT GAY UGH YOU NEVER BELIVE ME!" this phrase shows you are telling your mom you are not homosexual. Im not gay mom means you are telling your mom that you are not homosexual.

by im not gay mom i promise November 6, 2020

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

Dino b

Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.

by october8th February 11, 2019

im not gay

"guys im not gay" is exactly what a Gay person would say.

"guys im not gay. I'm- I'M NOT GAY!"
Source: Search "Guy's I'm not gay" on Youtube.

by Psycho Doge September 27, 2020

No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis

Used when your saying your not gay.

Bob:"fuck you!"
you:"No thanks im not gay, ask Dennis"

by Richardpazmino February 1, 2009

im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 19, 2021

im not gay

This is a sentence is used by people who are trying to tell other people that they are not gay, but they are gay. So if you say this people automatically going to assume that you like the same gender as you are.

Guys, guys, im not gay trust me. (He is gay)

by pseudonymanman December 19, 2023

im not gay!! it just funny.

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

by dan250islame March 14, 2024