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Hansel

(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.
Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.
by Hansel Duarte December 2, 2007
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Hansel trippin

When you are innocently walking to a table with a tray of yummy newbuild food and a ladder throws itself down in your path causing you to trip and throw all your yummy newbuild food on the carpet of a newly built cruise ship without causing any bodily harm to yourself
I went Hansel trippin today during dinner
by Resting ladders March 20, 2021
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Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.
"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"
by Rachel nok November 23, 2021
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katie hensell

Katie hensell is a girl with a great personality and body. She is very smart, athletic, and pretty even if sometimes she says she isn't. She Will hav a crush on a guy as soon as she meets him. She jokes around a lot but is very serious about her grades and sports. She loves her friends and family and adores dogs. She likes the color yellow and the number 10. She likes Leonardo DiCaprio and Cameron Boyce. If you are friends with her you are friends for life. Even if you get in stupid fights over nothing. Or fights that you think actually are serious, at the time, those fights will only make your friendship stronger. She will constantly ask if you will ever leave her and you will always tell the truth, "I will never leave you". She is super nice if she likes you so try and stay on her god side.
Katie hensell is the best!!
by Grokiela_nutella_5man May 21, 2018
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Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018
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Hansel and Gretel

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.
I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.
by WarrenGold August 29, 2018
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Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail
CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.
by Rbrum May 16, 2018
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