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Port Huronitis

The ailment of being located in or around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.

Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.

This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.
Male Native 1: "So whats going on tonight?"

Male Native 2: "Don't ask me bro, I've had a case of Port Huronitis lately"

Male Native 1: "Damn, well shake that off and lets go to the 4H fair or to Lakeside Beach to find some females"

Male Native 2: "That'd be dope"
by blehbla492 August 20, 2010
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humonstrous

Insanely large. Something that takes up an excessive and unneccessary amount of room. Usually silences people at first sight. Some people may feel uncomfortable being around something like this, due to their inability to divert their eyes... cuz everywhere they look, its there.


Synonym: HUMUNGORRR!
I was at a party and someone called my name. When i turned around, my humonstrous muscles knocked some chinese guy down from across the room. He tried to kung fu me, but then i just pointed at my muscles and he backed away.
by JSnake September 4, 2005
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a derogatory word for a female who is acting unpleasant toward you or just generally disagreeable.
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Lord Huron

Lord Huron is a music artist who makes folk pop music; it has a western vibe to it without sounding fully country. His most popular song is The Night We Met.
"Yo, have you heard the new song Lord Huron released?"
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Humongo Chungo

Another name for Big Chungus, except better.

The newest hit game available on Xbox and PS4.

Also he is thicc and cute and everybody loves Big Chungus/Humongo Chungo.
"Hey Jim!" I shouted across the chasm.
"What?" He shouted back.
"Did you pre-order Humongo Chungo?" I yelled.
"Do you mean Big Chungus?" He called back.
"Yeah!" I said.
by thegoose69420 January 9, 2019
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Hugonaught

Term that Peter Griffin coined to define himself.
"She will be facing off against Peter Griffin, a self-proclaimed hugonaught, what ever that means"
by Falcon93 September 25, 2009
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humongus

extremly large, very big amount
he is a humongus man meaning a big man
by shirley September 4, 2003
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