The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.
"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"
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An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."
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Pronunciation: WHOSE-BAN-DOH
An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".
If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo
But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.
An attempt to mirror the weeaboo language waifu by similarly weeaboo-fy the word "husband". Although unlike waifu, which was selected due to the fact it can be written in weeaboo-nese ("WA", "I" and "FU" are all Japanese syllables), it is unsure what it is that users of the word husbando were smoking when first coming up with the term, as husbando does not break down into Japanese syllables. When attempting to pronounce it in the same way as "waifu", it would sound closer to "who's bando" rather than "husband".
If anything, the weeaboo-fied word for husband should be something along the lines of Hazubendo
But as of right now husbando stand as a magnificent monument among weeaboos for their amazing cultural sensitivity.
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“Jill always tries to make John feel good about his finances and body because of second husband syndrome. Her first husband Mark is a multi-millionaire and was a fitness model in college.”
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