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unholy hasselhoff

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
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hasselhoffing

the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous David Hasselhoff burger incident.
Man, seriously, you are hasselhoffing those effin' nachos.
by msmel March 18, 2010
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hasselhoff

v. To infiltrate another person's computer when he/she has left the room and change his/her desktop wallpaper image to something of crude and/or humorous nature. Though it is not mandatory, it is preferable that the new image involve Baywatch star, David Hasselhoff.

However, the act of hasselhoffing is not limited to desktop wallpaper. Any image or picture file is subject to be hasselhoffed. The possibilities are only limited by the perpetrator's creativity.

Origins: Hasselhoffing was started in the computer animation department at Ringling College of Art and Design. It was usually done in the computer labs when someone left their station to use the restroom or when they forgot to log out of their account. However, it was banned when a student took the prank too far and replaced another student's desktop with a lewd picture.
Oh my gosh! Not only did Jim hasselhoff my desktop, but he also hasselhoffed the underwear texture on my character!
by StoryQueen August 1, 2011
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Hesseltine BS Skills

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.
Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills
by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020
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hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff
"Check her out, she's fucking hasselhot
by Bob Swarley March 24, 2008
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hassel hair

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary
by superbowl hater February 7, 2010
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Saeed hussein Marandi

Very attractive young man. Huge under his belt. Big muscles. Throbbing milkers. Always wet and giggly. Greatest uke player ever.
I wish I was Saeed Hussein Marandi
by big boyballa December 1, 2021
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