Hurdle Mills

smallest town ever located just outside of Roxboro North Carolina. Full of rednecks and country folk with some normal people. Do not come here it is the worst town ever.

Bob: Where do you live?
Fred: Hurdle Mills
Bob: Ohhh.....I think I have heard of it.
Fred: No you haven't it's not on the map.

by nyancatsnailbob April 29, 2012

hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness

George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners

by ishigatori November 25, 2004

300 meter intermediate hurdles

One of the hardest races. You run for 300 meters and there's hurdles. There is only eight hurdles in the race. There is only 35 meters between each hurdle. There lower then the 110 high hurdles. Its not in collage track or professional. Some high schools have it.

Joe- Why are you so tired? Bob- Man i just got done with the 300 meter intermediate hurdles.

by 300 meter hurdle racer October 25, 2010

Hurdles

Carlos’ penis

Man I loved having hurdles in my meeouth

by anonymous July 30, 2021

Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

by Captain Neck February 5, 2015