Humpty Dumpty 

When having sex while taking a shit

Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!

Humpty Dumpty by ISmashRatchets August 8, 2019

HUMPTY DUMPTY 

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

HUMPTY DUMPTY by Reese98 May 3, 2021

Humpty Dumpty 

A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)

Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty by BoliviaCitrius May 8, 2021

Humpty Dumpty 

When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental

Dude, how was sex last night?

Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!

Humpty Dumpty by Gayvid2006 January 11, 2022

Humpty Dumpty 

a fantasy for kids or a insult
its also a cannon but we dont talk about that

kid: " guys humpty dumpty is such a cool egg
teen: bro lookin like humpty dumpty with yo egg face bro

Humpty Dumpty by humptiest dumpty May 16, 2022

Humpty Dumpty 

Fat person with skinny legs.

This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.

Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.

Humpty Dumpty by My naptime July 7, 2022

Humpty Dumpty 

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it

Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit

Humpty Dumpty by BirdKibble July 25, 2022