hundred-yard hottie

term given to a female to describe she is beautiful from afar, or until closer inspection.

you see a girl with a nice ass and short skirt across the parking lot but can't make out her face, you say...
"there's a hundred-yard hottie that's lookin' damn fine"

by TheMule September 17, 2008

Silver Round Hottie

A Keg filled with beer of any kind.

Yo Rich, When you spot a silver round hottie call me up.

by The shiney Hippo May 16, 2009

Hootie Hoo

"Hootie hoo" is a call used by the host(s) of a party to let everyone know the party's been busted and they need to gtfo

*party scene*
*police sirens wailing in distance*
Kevin: Yo bro, the police are here. What do we do?
Kumar: HOOTIE HOO!

by KingWZRD September 5, 2015

hootielicious

1) containing characteristics of a Hooter's waitress
2) pertaining to a cat-call, or a hoot
3) equivalent to bootylicious, only especially pertaining to a woman's chest
4) pertaining to Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish, or a man with irresistible sexual charm.

That girl is extremely hootielicious, look at her rack.

by andrewinwi August 4, 2010

Scottie Too Hottie

a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.

Scottie Too Hottie strikes again

by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020

hottiemonjaro

This term refers to a girl that is so hot that when males see her they spooge in their pants. They normally have a big racks, and faces built for cumshots.

"damn son look at that hottiemonjaro, I totally spooged all in my pants and shit, I wish i had a girl like that to be all blowing me and giving me a ditty and shit fosho"

"damn that hottiemonjaro has a huge rack I would love to give her face a HUGE cumshot"

by the st3 October 3, 2005

SnorgTees Hottie

A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.

That hot chick with the big boobs and short black hair on the SnorgTees site is a SnorgTees hottie.

by MikeBigD July 23, 2010