Houseism

The discrimination against a house color

Mrs. Poole's recent acts of favoring pride tickets to the black house is blatant houseism.

by yaanyal dakub June 1, 2018

Housesexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.

You are such a housesexual

by Memesader March 30, 2019

Internet Whore Houses

Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.

Internet whores houses work just like real ones.

by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005

housoes

an australian slang for government housing commision homes

they need to get rid of all the housoes around here and move them out far west.

by night prawler May 22, 2005

cookie cutter houses

Housing developments becoming popular because of their low costs; they are Pre-Fab. As you drive by the developments, you see the backs of identical houses that are very close together and have windows and decks in the same places.

Haha, look at those cookie cutter houses. Aren't you glad we didn't decide to buy a house there? We could never have parties... our guests would drive around the neighborhood in circles with total confusion.

by DeJo November 7, 2007

The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)

The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK

by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010

Houseshit

Houseshit is the shit you find in everyday life, but leave to rot all over your house.

Steve: Dude, John has a lot of houseshit.

James: Yeah, he must not take care of his shit.

by WafflesSoto November 8, 2010