Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

by RBAK July 11, 2016

popped-a-houdini

For something or someone to disappear "mysteriously"

Pedro: where's carlos? I gave him money to get beer like an hour ago.
Edgar: *sigh* motherfucker popped-a-houdini.
Pedro: well I'll be damned

by Dr.Dedoverde August 14, 2009

Canadian Houdini

First you have to make sure the lights are off and that your girl is facing at a window. As you are having sex with her from behind you pull out as you tell her you’re "putting a condom on" but what really happens is your friend SECRETELY comes out from hiding and begins to have sex with this person. You run outside of the house and look into the window.

Me and Bob ran a canadian houdini on Sarah.

by Ma_Ar_Vi_MAV March 16, 2009

Nautical Houdini

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.

I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.

by dawave182 January 18, 2008

reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.

"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.

by Janjigian April 26, 2006

Houdinied

When you make two fingers disappear inside a woman's anus, while mistaking it as her vagina.

Wow, You mean to tell me you seriously houdinied that girl last night?

by Wouldntyouliketoknow86 September 19, 2015

houdini

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

I took my weenie and pulled a houdini in her eye, then she cried.

by j.biddy January 16, 2007