hot pocket

Some asshole white guy that always wears a red hat.

"Look at that fucking hot pocket over there, he thinks he's so slick with his bright red hat."

by James Wilson Jr. February 17, 2014

hot pocket

noun: vagina.

you know you like my hot pocket;)))

by child&kiddcrew May 24, 2010

hot pocket

When one cuts a hole in the pocket of his pants and masturbates

Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.

by Trip Zebra April 25, 2010

hot pocket

when you ejaculate into an unsuspecting person's pocket.

Tom shot a hot pocket into Peter's pants, while Peter was passed out on the couch.

by hotpocketman April 14, 2008

hot pocket

a food used during early morning sex. when there is only one, you bite, chew, make out, regurgitate into your partners mouth, take another bite, lather, rinse, repeat.

no one knows how they can waffle so early in the morning, they believe the stamina is in the hot pocket

by yourmomeatswaffles April 9, 2007

hot pocket

To fill a pizza pocket with a mixture of menstrual fluid and ejaculative fluids and deep frying the hot pocket. Server immediately.

Mary: Mom what's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Your father and I have prepared hot pockets

by MW4L April 11, 2008

hot pocket

When one farts in a vagina.

I asked my sister if she wanted a hot pocket, so i farted in her vagina.

by Boots Electric January 10, 2007