A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.
I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.
by Caprica Six June 8, 2021
Get the Hot Tub Steamer mug.Noun: When you finger blast a juicy wet snatch for hours and your hand gets all wrinkly like you’re body when you’ve been in a hot tub for a long time.
Brock: Man I was feeding Maddy’s pony all afternoon if you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure I have carpal tunnel syndrome.
LaTrell: Yeah I saw your hot tub hand outside the drivers window as you pulled up.
Brock: Yeah she was juicy to say the least.
LaTrell: Yeah I saw your hot tub hand outside the drivers window as you pulled up.
Brock: Yeah she was juicy to say the least.
by CB from the WD April 30, 2020
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The one guy that is always in the hot tub by himself, observing other peoples conversations. The hot tub guy will always be the first person in the hot tub, and the last one out of the hot tub. The hot tub guy usually makes others feel awkward since they cannot converse normally with him there. Usually characterized by massive amounts of body hair and a beer belly.
-Yeah man Amanda was really getting creeped out by the hot tub guy lastnight, he was so akward.
-Dude I know, Chris is such a hot tub guy.
-Dude I know, Chris is such a hot tub guy.
by fultyd June 14, 2011
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Get the Hot tub chic mug.Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!
by mooseshadows February 24, 2015
Get the Hot Tub Slime Machine mug.The product of the belief in a certain urban legend: that having sex in a hot tub makes it impossible for you to become pregnant.
If an individual is unintelligent enough to believe this, they deserve to be unexpectedly pregnant. However, this just means that the population of stupidity will grow, due to stupid people having tons of babies.
It is supposed that a child stemming from this type of conception will be born to ridiculous parents and grow up to be completely lame itself.
If an individual is unintelligent enough to believe this, they deserve to be unexpectedly pregnant. However, this just means that the population of stupidity will grow, due to stupid people having tons of babies.
It is supposed that a child stemming from this type of conception will be born to ridiculous parents and grow up to be completely lame itself.
1. "What a stupid thing to say! You are such a hot tub baby!"
2. "omg, typos galore, I feel like such a hot tub baby."
2. "omg, typos galore, I feel like such a hot tub baby."
by boy_wonder April 7, 2008
Get the hot tub baby mug.When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.
"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."
"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."
"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."
by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020
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