hoser

Canadian term for a loser in hockey...came from when the losing team has to hose the ice after a game.

You frickin hoser, eh.

by Murphy Nick January 3, 2008

Hovershart

Term used for a shitty hoverboard

Hey beau I heard you got a new hovershart!

by Steven Williams August 17, 2016

Hoses

A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.

Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

The Blanket Hovers

When there are three or more people sleeping in a bed under one blanket and the middle person is only touched by the blanket and not wrapped in it. The blanket is held taut by the people sleeping on the outside and only hovers over the middle person(s).

Yo man, move over and give me some blanket, I have a wicked case of the blanket hovers.

by MG LTD. August 31, 2013

hoser

Before the Zamboni was invented, the losing team would have to hose down the ice to keep it smooth, therefore being called a hoser

get of the ice ya hoser

by Merks March 30, 2009

purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!

purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery

by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018

Poser Hoser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009