hoopies

Horribly thick gold earrings knacker or tinker women wear. Men wear sovereign rings and their girlfriends wear these. Also worn by people with poor taste ie Christina Aguilera

She's wearing a nasty pair of gold hoopies. They're so massive that they're stretching her ear lobes.

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

Jersey Hotpipe

Penetration of the male's penis into the muffler of a vehicle and then thrusting the uncleaned carbon residue covered shaft into a vagina.

Kyle gave his unsuspecting girlfriend a Jersey Hotpipe by sticking his hard cock into the warm muffler and then preceding to insert his "gift" into his girlfriends vagina.

by 5teVe0 June 30, 2008

Hoopie

When someone is caught in the act of doing something pointless, they are referred to as a "hoopie." Kinda of like a "dumb blonde."

She watered the grass the day after it rained. She's a Hoopie!

by Softballislife July 2, 2009

hoopiest

hoopiest.
An idiotic way of saying happiest

Lil Marco: I is the hoopiest purrson i'll rek ya m8
Torro: stfu lil marco

by loxxei May 3, 2016

Hoopper

A cool guy named Hopper. HE IS BLOODY BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Hoopper Sooooooo much!

by HooperDooperBurson September 30, 2017

hoopie

An derogatory term used to describe people from West Virginia used in the Upper Ohio Valley region. It originated in East Liverpool, Ohio to refer to the West Virginians who would come across the river to look for work, but only had enough skills to make metal hoops for barrel construction.

A hoopie can be identified by their camo outfits, thick accents, obnoxious country music, beat up trucks, ungroomed appearance, chewing tobacco usage, and crude or uncultured behavior. The variant "Hoopjack" can also refer to these people. In some cases, "Hoopie" or "Hoopieland" can simply refer to the state of West Virginia. It is usually used to express the annoyance or displeasure of having to go to West Virginia. Lastly, "Hoopie" can be used to refer to the West Virginia Mountaineers football team in a derogatory manner.

"Why won't yinz stop hangin' out with them dumb hoopies already?"
"I took a wrong turn on my way dahn to Morgantown and got lost real deep into hoopie."

by wendyslemonade December 26, 2020

hoopie

A car that is pretty much ran down already, and cant be used anymore. Almost or already falling apart.

"My mom has a volkswagen beetle, its on its last leg, though, pretty much just a hoopie."

by vivianmp4 April 14, 2022