siamese hookers

A threesome for the price of one, prostitutes conjoined thus having six instead of having three hole two fuck. usually you can find these jewels of sexual fantasies in the Hemet/San jacinto area in Riverside county California.

Frankie: Hey bro remember those hookers that were conjoined the tit?
Jacob: The siamese Hookers? Yeah why?
Frankie: I got A great deal on them two for the price of one!!!!
Jacob: Frankie have I ever told you your A sick fuck ?

by hippie1022 January 21, 2009

two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018

Border Hoppers

Derogatory term used for mexicans who cross the borders illegally.

Those damn Border Hoppers taking up all the damn jobs they don't even have a green card.

by Birdshit April 18, 2011

brian hooper

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..

Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "

by brian hooper June 19, 2010

idiot hookers

A term used by Chanel Oberlin, meaning a word you use to describe someone you don't like.

"Good evening, idiot hookers!"

by Teddybear1124 March 21, 2017

Hookers gonna hook

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...

hookers gonna hook

by kaboom35 June 8, 2011

Crotch of Hookers

A group consisting of three or more hookers, usually on the street.

"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"

"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."

by ItalySpotter September 1, 2011