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hoeing season 

Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.
He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.
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hoeing and blowing 

Engaging in sexual activities with multiple tings, mainly including the term blowing (blowjobs). The term is frequently used by male participants of the sexual act itself.
Guy: “Hey gyal, you been hoeing and blowing lately babe?”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”

Guy: “snm”

de hoonga 

Scandinavian or German/Austrian way of expressing joy or excitement.
Five Scandinavians are dancing in a circle shouting <<de hoonga!!!>> to each other while they are jumping up and down.
de hoonga by Club Whispers March 8, 2007

Homing Beacon 

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
Homing Beacon by funkiermunky January 27, 2012

Honing and boning 

Wonda Wonderpig was in the van just honing and boning!
Honing and boning by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

hooking up 

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out
1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!
hooking up by thottyhoe March 12, 2015