Hoboken Surprise

When a couple are having sex in the doggy style position and the man turns the woman over to cum on her face and tits, and to her surprise he vomits on her instead.

The other night I told Gina to roll over so I could cum on her face and when she did I barfed all over her face and tits and asked her how she liked the "hoboken surprise"

by huntdogg365 November 30, 2010

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

I had my Hoboken squat cobbler videos stolen

by mcallirm May 26, 2016

Bus to Hoboken

Mobster slang for “eliminating” a rival.

Looks like Jimmy ain’t paying his debts and needs to be put on a bus to Hoboken.

by Kerberos_32 June 14, 2023

hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.

Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.

by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016

hoboken

a place in new jersey

what i call people

"i hate you. you friggin hoboken..."

by anywho?... February 7, 2009

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Hoboken Hammer

Sexual act where the male partner, having covered his penis in alfredo sauce and wrapped it in fettucini proceeds to slap this rather unique culinary masterpiece upon both the forehead and anus of the female partner...the order in which each area is slapped is not significant.

"She wants you to treat her to a nice dinner, eh? Hey, why don't you take her down to Luigi's Place and give her the Hoboken Hammer! Badaboom, badabing!"

by mslmnx August 29, 2009