homoboken 

fraternity type Hoboken, NJ resident who wheres hockey jerseys, pours pitchers of beer on his friends, and uses lame ass pick-up lines; always goes home after last call with other homobokens.

The homobokens stopped at the 24 hour CVS to buy Astroglide after the bars closed.

homoboken by Ya Momz May 4, 2005

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by zednotzee June 5, 2016

Duke of Hoboken

1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.

2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.

3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.

4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.

5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.

6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.

The Duke of Hoboken went into Liberty bar last night after eating at Zylo.

Duke of Hoboken by Mike Dead Mike August 22, 2011

homobone 

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man

Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.

homobone by Lance of France November 17, 2011

Hobokentunaphone 

Used to describe a person obsessed with all marching band related activites, events, etc. Typically spends their days watching Drum Corp videos on YouTube.

Matthew is a huge hobokentunaphone.

Hobokentunaphone by Royal_Act April 20, 2015

homojokeic 

The characteristic of a person who enjoys telling jokes about homosexuals but is not homophobic.

When your gay friend tells you that among other things, she is going to a gay pride parade and you reply by saying "Wow, your going to be packing a lot of shit in this weekend". In this case you would be considered Homojokeic.

homojokeic by E. Penisfoot aka John Hancock June 28, 2010

Hoboken 

A town in Jersey that is less than ten minutes from New York City. The birthplace of Frank Sinatra, Hoboken features beautiful housing at a fraction of the cost as it's much larger neighbor. The majority of Hoboken's residents are young professionals, sometimes referred as "yuppies."

Despite what the definition above says, very few, if any Hoboken residents speak with a "Jersey Accent" since the majority of it's residents are not originally from New Jersey.

What's that you said mister, you want to live in a beautiful community with a view of the New York City skyline? I recommend Hoboken!

Hoboken by Tim February 2, 2005