Now a common Cornish family name, which originally came from the "Hollanders" whose ancestors descended from the "hol land" ("hollow land") at the turn of the 14th century in search for Cider and pasties. Truth be known, they were indeed driven out of Holland by the Danes for being poor lovers and sportsmen!
Also, the former founders of the supermarket Lidls, where quality was only surpassed by cheapness and "tack". Just walk up to a "Hollander" today in the street (they are easy to spot, always wearing football tops and eating pasties) and ask them about Lidls supermarkets; they will answer: "They're the best kept secret in town, lots of bargains to be had, save lots of money and free parking..." Because they tend to miss their "hol land" don't be surprised if you hear them moaning aloud about traditional english heritage, especially public taverns that sell real traditional ale and real potatoes with meat... just like in their favourite pastie you would think?
Also, the former founders of the supermarket Lidls, where quality was only surpassed by cheapness and "tack". Just walk up to a "Hollander" today in the street (they are easy to spot, always wearing football tops and eating pasties) and ask them about Lidls supermarkets; they will answer: "They're the best kept secret in town, lots of bargains to be had, save lots of money and free parking..." Because they tend to miss their "hol land" don't be surprised if you hear them moaning aloud about traditional english heritage, especially public taverns that sell real traditional ale and real potatoes with meat... just like in their favourite pastie you would think?
Holland and Man U football supporters who only know one song about pasties:
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy!
Oi!
Oggy Oggy Oggy!
Oi Oi Oi!
by Sqn Ldr September 24, 2006
That Will Holland is so bangable
by yummy69696969 December 29, 2011
Brandon Holland vs. Bob Hester...in a no-holds-barred hollanding match with a rich coat of canola oil.
by bobandbrandonwillneverknow December 29, 2009
Holland,the name decribes it pretty well (Hole-Land),the land where the assholes (also named "dutch") come from.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.
The dutch hate the germans because Germany beats Holland on every single thing imaginable.
Holland is also the only country on the planet where immigrants have actually more rights then the dutch themself and make good use of them.
Dutch woman are known to sleep with everyone hence in Holland the best whores are free! Only a dutchmen will actually pay for a whore in Amsterdam.
Roberto; Yo Mario! Wanna go to Holland this weekend?
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.
Mario; No thanks,i rather cut off my cock with a razor.
by Italiano1207 February 13, 2008
by tomhollandtessa September 17, 2017
A fucking hot British actor who plays Spider-Man with a killer American accent. A petition has been started to make him the next James Bond. He like quacksons and teasing fans by not showing us more pictures of his hair. He also likes quackson, the songs "Sexual" and "Umbrella" and his dog Tessa.
"Tom Holland, post a picture of your damn hair you annoying, adorable bastard!"
"Tom Holland needs to go live and tell us about it!!"
"Tom Holland needs to go live and tell us about it!!"
by hollandilovetom September 09, 2017
A. MAN. Who deserves nothing but happiness and love. Super hot and smol at the same time which is confusing but amazing. An inspiration to lots of people. He is loved by many because he's so flawless.
"Oh my god, I love Tom Holland so much."
"Did you see Tom Holland in Spiderman?"
"Tom Holland is a sexy motherfucker."
"Did you see Tom Holland in Spiderman?"
"Tom Holland is a sexy motherfucker."
by tomhollandings August 07, 2017