Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Hold ‘er wide

Doing something with maximum speed and effort.

An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.

by DustyH November 17, 2018

Coke Hold

A conversation with a person who has done a lot of coke that you can't get away from. People on coke tend to be really chatty and oblivious. (person caught in coke hold can be sober or not)

After doing her third rail in five minutes, Susan turned to me and just started rambling about life's deeper meanings. I wanted to get away but she wouldn't shut up long enough for me to excuse myself. I was caught in a coke hold.

by pete ritch September 3, 2007

National hold hands day

On April 13th, it is a day where anyone can hold hands with whomever they would like.

Hey, today is national hold hands day

by WhiteChocolate4820 May 25, 2018

Hold the Faori

Expression that is used when someone starts complaining about several different subjects at once.

_ Aw, my girlfriend dumped me and I lost my job and...
_ Hey dude, hold the Faori.

by Yonlu March 9, 2005

Hold my beer and watch this!

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

by Kowkruncher August 16, 2012

Not gone hold u

to be straight up with someone

aye look im not gone hold u … (and then say what needs to be said)

by kaedagoat 👻misskaelyn.j July 1, 2021