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hogitha

A seriously ugly woman. A woman that is so ugly that when you first glance at her you instinctively turn away in utter horror and shock.

Origin The Smurfs: the wred headed witch on the cartoon. ie. Gargomel's girlfriend.
Personal Noun - "Hogitha is looking this way, lets fucking jet."
by JBee May 6, 2004
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howthefuckever

When however just isn't enough.
I heard the pizza at that restaurant is pretty good, howthefuckever their pasta is also awesome.
by theadveturist December 8, 2016
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hogtie

When a person's hands and feet are tied together behind the back so close that they are touching.
normally women are hogtied.
used during sex and also it's fun to tickle the tied-up person for a long time

sometimes you gag the person and it makes their screams and moans quieter

Must be barefoot so the dom can tickle your feet and/or lick them
what did you do last night, I got put in a hogtie by my boyfriend and it was so fun, he tickled my feet licked my feet pulled my hair and he let me try and get out for 30 minutes I could not escape than he was looking at me try to escape for so long he fell asleep, I was hogtied all night than when morning came he was playing videogames for 2 hrs until I woke up and was like hey get me out.
by sir pablo the 3rd March 12, 2022
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Hogwarts

the best wizarding school in the world. But not the best wizarding school in the galaxy. the best wizarding school in the galaxy is Pigfarts
gotta get back to hogwarts!
Gotta get back to school!
gottta get back to hogwarts!
'cos everybody knows I am cool.
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts
It's all that I love and it's all that I need at hogwarts Hogwarts!
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hogwarts

Wizarding school for witches and wizards from 11 to 17 and supposedly the safest place in the world except for gringotts bank in london
i wish i went to hogwarts so i can practice magic
by lilalexis10190 August 14, 2007
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UC Hogwarts

Also known as:
1.UCSD
2. UC San Diego
3. The University of California, San Diego

Nestled beyond the rocky cliffs of La Jolla, California is a magical place that is not visible to muggles. The 1200 acre campus is composed of buildings that appear to have very odd architecture, mostly due to the fact that they are held up by magic.
visitor1: hey, why are there people walking around in white robes?

visitor 2: oh, that's just the wizards at UC Hogwarts
by ShredBlacks October 2, 2009
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Hanging Hogwartz

The act of hanging a girl from the ceiling while being tied up like a hog. Fucking her doggy style while transferring anal warts.
Dan F and his girl were Hanging Hogwartz in his living room when his ceiling caved in, he had much more than anal warts to worry about.
by DsquaredMCC February 21, 2010
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