Mr. Hobby

The Hockaday teacher who banned the use of fidget spinners and flipping water bottles in his classroom. Every eighth-grader loves him and his wife, and during the February valentine's dance, he brings his wife, and all the Saint Marks boys will come and introduce themselves.

Girl 1: Why is everyone screaming?
Girl 2: It must be because Mr. Hobby and his wife arrived.

by cantoloupedealer February 9, 2020

hotsy totsy

a mid-20th century US term for a high-class hottie

just across the Cambridge line from all those hotsy totsy bits of ass like you

by ladislav skala October 17, 2008

Hobson's choice

A choice between an alternative that is awful and one that is unacceptable. Usually defined as "no choice at all," since one of the choices is likely to be totally unacceptable (death, starvation, death of a loved one held hostage, insolvency).

A person whose relatives have been taken hostage is faced with the Hobson's choice of rewarding someone who attacked his family, and having his relatives killed because of decisions he made.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

hobbyte

8 hobbits

1 hobbyte = 8 hobbits

by xakup August 5, 2010

hobby

a pastime, something you enjoy doing in your spare time

I take pride in my hobby - homemade bongs using my engineering degree

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

High Hobby

A hobby one practices every time he/she is high in the aim of perfecting said hobby and getting something productive done while stoned.

Guy 1: Hey man, I didn't know you knew how to weave baskets
Girl: Yea, It's my high hobby, I just practice every time I'm stoned, I'm getting pretty good at it actually.

by prezrez January 4, 2011

Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

by cplax July 23, 2016