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Hoboken

Beautiful, little Hudson River waterfront town about one square mile big. Mix of old world brownstones from the late 1800's and modern doormen buildings with all the amenities. 90% of the town now works in Manhattan, so the average income is way above average. The old school Hobokenites are slowly being priced out. Lots to do on the waterfront now - great parks and amazing views. Bars and restaurants everywhere you shake a stick. The town gets rowdy after midnight, with young drunks everywhere. It used to be just about young drunks, but now families are sticking around longer. Its easy to get run over by a stroller, as they are everywhere.

Really great town for singles or families. Something to offer everyone. Everyone who makes a decent living, that is.

Parking is horrific and you have to be careful driving, with all the one way streets and potholes.
Every summer now, Hoboken brings in a huge music festival that attracts several thousand people.
by HobokenMike May 19, 2014
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Hoboken Harvey

The act of defecating into a condom with the intent to sexually penetrate yourself or someone else with it like a dildo.
Always looking for a new way to get her freak on, Dorothy agreed to try the Hoboken Harvey with her brother.
by Bologna_Skins February 21, 2011
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Hoboken Blanket

Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.
Man, I was so tore up last night, I gave that hot Bengals cheerleader a Hoboken Blanket.
by I'm a Disgusting Human Being January 5, 2010
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Hoboken Surprise

When a couple are having sex in the doggy style position and the man turns the woman over to cum on her face and tits, and to her surprise he vomits on her instead.
The other night I told Gina to roll over so I could cum on her face and when she did I barfed all over her face and tits and asked her how she liked the "hoboken surprise"
by huntdogg365 November 30, 2010
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hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.
I had my Hoboken squat cobbler videos stolen
by mcallirm May 26, 2016
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hobokeyish

Bohemian yuppy hippy mix. Or guys who have long hair that they wear in twisty bunsatop their heads.
Look at that guy over there.Hes lookin all hobokeyish.
by gkr1974 January 31, 2015
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Bull-Hookey

Hookey of the bull variety. A word for "shit" that you are allowed to say in front of your grandmother.
It's such nonsense! Such bull-hookey!
by Kaggie Caab March 2, 2011
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