Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.

Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?

by valorcco June 19, 2010

Hoboken Charter School

An elementary, middle and high school located in Hoboken, New Jersey that has a gay pricipal. Therefore, the school is gay.

1: Where do you go to school?
2: Hoboken Charter School.
1: EW.

by HCSUCKS December 18, 2008

hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

I had my Hoboken squat cobbler videos stolen

by mcallirm May 26, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.

Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.

by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016