hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.

Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.

by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016

Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie

A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.

"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."

by Poon Assassin01 April 8, 2022

Hoboken Hammer

Sexual act where the male partner, having covered his penis in alfredo sauce and wrapped it in fettucini proceeds to slap this rather unique culinary masterpiece upon both the forehead and anus of the female partner...the order in which each area is slapped is not significant.

"She wants you to treat her to a nice dinner, eh? Hey, why don't you take her down to Luigi's Place and give her the Hoboken Hammer! Badaboom, badabing!"

by mslmnx August 29, 2009

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

Hoboken squat cobbler

The act of sitting on a pie fully clothed for your or someone else's erotica pleasure.

He makes Hoboken squat Cobbler videos for his patron.

by Replicant84 June 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.

That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!

by beef nugget September 2, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016